Techvibes is building an Empire (Avenue), and we have a special offer for you

Techvibes Media has had an account on Empire Avenue since early in the site's beta launch, way back in May. And while we're doing okay, with a stock price hovering just above 36 and a Twitter score of 42, we admit we've been less than active on the site itself (our EAv score is one).
But we're about to change that.
THE BUILDING OF AN EMPIRE
Techvibes has decided to build an empire. We're going to up our site activity and reach for the stars. And we'd like your help!
For a limited time, we'll buy shares in absolutely anyone who invests in us. Not only that, we'll match the value of your investment 100% (or more!). Even if your stock price chart is shooting down faster than a skydiver.
We're pretty confident in ourselves that we're a solid investment - we have every intention of rising to be one of the top Site-based stocks on the Avenue. Invest in us anytime today, Saturday, or Sunday, and we'll return your investment in full (sufficient funds pending!).
TOO NEW TO UNDERSTAND?
If you're a newbie to the Ave, or don't have an account yet, fret not. Just check out our Getting Started guide, which will show you how to earn 5,000 credits within 15 minutes of signing up. That's plenty enough to purchase our shares.